Scrubtard

A perfect homogeneous blending of a scrub and a retard. Most commonly referring to people that are "bad" or "fucking stupid".

This kid isn't for the lulz, he is a scrubtard.

by Beansauce The Almighty March 13, 2009

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

scrapyard

Driving around in your bmw, with your friends, with exactly one inch of your hair flying out of the window, otherwise your not scrapyarding.

Aly was scrapyarding with chris after the party

by bob larfy April 28, 2008

saratarded

Blanket description of anyone who actually looks UP to Sarah Palin, believes she has any more intelligence than a potato, or ascribes to or agrees with the Tea Party.

Those Teabaggers are f*ckin' saratarded!

by Rocketfueler April 22, 2010

Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009

Schustard

1) The incapacity of acting with reason, logic, or any damn sense.

2) The art of making comparisons to things that make no sense. You know it's kinda like this but not really

3) The technique of thought bubbles, taking random thoughts, ideas, and worthless knowledge and creating a day to day conversation from it.

I can't believe Brian just went full schustard.

by MrPriddy August 6, 2010

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010