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Schustard 

1) The incapacity of acting with reason, logic, or any damn sense.

2) The art of making comparisons to things that make no sense. You know it's kinda like this but not really

3) The technique of thought bubbles, taking random thoughts, ideas, and worthless knowledge and creating a day to day conversation from it.
I can't believe Brian just went full schustard.
Schustard by MrPriddy August 6, 2010
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Angel Dumott Schunard 

A character from the musical/movie RENT. Angel (originally played by Wilson Jermaine Heredia) is an HIV positive drag queen who plays the drums for a living. Said to be the emotional core of the movie, he/she falls in love with, anarchist Tom Collins (originally played by Jesse L. Martin) They appear to be the only "complete" or "perfect" couple in the movie, until Angel dies of pneumonia due to her AIDS infection.

An absolutely stunning character, that leaves you personally attached to her throught the entire movie!!
"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get"~Angel Dumott Schunard
Angel Dumott Schunard by Safuza January 6, 2008
An undersized, over-compensating, insecure extrovert, often encountered engaging in self-aggrandizing activity which usually underscores rather than offsets his (or her) inadequacies.
While trying out for the part of Magilla Gorilla, the scrastard needed to stuff pads and pillows into the sagging voids of the costume.
scrastard by waz November 18, 2004

schuster 

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.
Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!
schuster by deeteeenn July 7, 2010

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.
"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"
Ryan Schuster by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

scumtard 

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.
Me: You're a scumtard!
scumtard by scumtard April 24, 2005

Schuchardt 

Crashing into a solid object face first.
He schuchardted the tree.
Schuchardt by wanksta December 13, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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