Scorcher

One who scorches. He's always one-step ahead of you, no matter what you do. He leaves you in the dust absolutely burned blind, every time. You've got nothing on him at all. He represents the quintessence of Man. A real Man. And not just man of gender. Man like how they say when you mean humanity. He is the ultimate human, an aesthetic elegant mind. He can destroy your weak conscience simply by casting the slightest earnest glance. You definitely owe him a debt of gratitude

the embodiment of George Bush. A flaming candle in the dark.

Scorcher can only be used in a sentence really if it is describing Scorcher, the ultimate human being or person.
The better or best person there is.

Thank God for Scorcher..

by -splitdissonance-- July 24, 2010

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.

Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.

by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

el scorcho

A Weezer song, from the Album Pinkerton. Arguably the best track on the album.

El Scorcho! Ay Carumba!

by avidrocklover February 13, 2018

scorcher

1. Someone or something that scorches.
2. An extremely hot day.
3. Someone or something that causes a sensation or excitement.
4. A very hard hit ball.

Example: Tomorrow should be a scorcher.
Example: In the film 'Scorchers' and in slang, I liken it to a woman whose natural sexuality and confidence will turn others on without any clear logic. Possibly slang from Louisiana and the bayou?

by cat's paw July 21, 2006