Scoliosis

A pain in the back which causes discomfort with the spine, you may have to wear a back brace and you look 4 months pregnant.

Doctor: what's wrong?

Me: I have scoliosis

Doctor : where does it hurt?

Me: My neck, my back, lick my ---

by Korean-Japanese girl March 31, 2019

butt scoliosis

an ass that caves inwards

damn mia has such butt scoliosis she is not thic with any c’s

by mia’s flat ass December 11, 2018

Penis scoliosis

Penis scoliosis: having a penis Of such extreme bent and curving in the males private part it’s concerning

Him: *about to do the naughty*
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis

by TAG 3 November 14, 2020

scalia

Something Shady

Look at the fool try`n to pull a scalia

by Buddy Lee February 25, 2003

scoliosis

Yes it is a curvature of the spine. Not just a curvature but also a rotation. Imagine stretching out a slinky and then coiling it tighter. What happens? It curls around itself. In aggressive cases it can be lethal as the curling effect means that your heart, lungs, and liver are targets from the pressure of the twisting spine. It doesn't hurt at first but as the case worsens it can be quite painful. However, back braces make for amusing punching bags or a great Tarzan impression. And yes, the PE dressing room is a bitch. Some view the braces (depending on what kind you have) as a cage or a corset with poor AC. Destroying said braces is quite cathartic. Was diagnosed and treated with braces at age nine and operated on at age 15. And again at 17 when the rods were causing severe inflammation.

Sarah: So you got scoliosis? How many Victor Hugo references have you gotten today?

Rachel: Four Victor Hugo and one Mr Hyde. The next person to call me Quasimodo is getting a fork in the eye....

Sarah: Oh come Igor, don't be such a sour puss.

Rachel: Fuckwit.

by Litbum1010 July 28, 2010

scalia

Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.

"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"

by smendler October 14, 2011

Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

A rare breed of medium-sized dog, red with white markings. They are energetic and highly intelligent.

Don't you wish you had a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever?

by puppies_fly December 31, 2005