marshmallow scooter

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.

Dude, don't go anywhere near Victoria. I heard Greg gave her a marshmallow scooter.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

scooter-excuse

A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.

They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.

In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.

Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.

by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011

Scituate High School RI

The cheapest fucking school filled with people who think they're the shit. It's just great when your walking over the little connector when it's raining because you can get a really nice shower and nearly fall to your death from tripping over the buckets used to collect the rain water. Also there are occasional centipedes and other insects. You are either hot or cold in the building there is no in between. Also if the soap runs out in the bathroom there may not be any more in there for a week or more thanks to the janitors doing their job so well. Girls will literally give you the dirtiest looks in the hallways for no reason at all.

Scituate high school ri is a joke

by yelhsa17 February 3, 2017

scitching

Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.

That dude got effed up real bad while scitching.

by bluie- March 21, 2008

scitocran

cool things

hey you want to go get some scitocrans

by fohitty March 4, 2011

Scoot and a boot

Taking a car out for a quick and fast ride.

Hey. I just got my new car. Wanna take her out for a quick scoot and a boot and see what she can do?

by Loonzie June 19, 2019

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.

Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010