Scorched Earth Policy

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.

Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."

by Chereb September 22, 2018

Scotchy Meter

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Stoaching

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.

Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!

by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017

scotch toss

Scotch toss is a beach game, in which players toss a closed scotch bottle (possibly filled with a mixer) at one another, while standing in the ocean. If a player catches the bottle, he must drink. If a player drops the bottle, they must take two drinks.

I can't go out, I played scotch toss on the beach last night and feel awful.

by dbqpvr March 10, 2018

scooch

v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.

Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Pork Scotch

A short, stocky man with a shaved head. Close to pensionable age but believes himself to be young and with-it. Drives a small white van. He thinks its cool to cook food outside with his drag-act "girlfriend", believing that sharing a garlic bread at a green plastic table is all that is required for a barbecue. Also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly and The Arsehole.

Pork Scotch is a total twat
Its gay to wear a buffalo hat
Your girlfriend's really a man in drag
Your boring face makes people gag

by Benny Twadge April 18, 2009

Pork Scotch

A boring old man that has a shaved head where there is a bald spot at the top-back and the hair surrounding it is spirally. Pork Scotch is the name of the hairstyle but the bloke is called a Pork Scotch aswell.When the boring old bastard speaks to you, you feel suicidal with boredom. He wears a cowboy hat-shaped buffalo skin hat. He has terrible tast in clothing, he sits outside in the back garden and thinks its cool and fun to have a bbq evryday wearing a hawaiian-like shirt with horrible, boring shorts reading a paper with his wife that looks like a man in drag. Pork Scotch is also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly, and The Arsehole. His real name is Max (AKA Pork Scotch)

MONK: Look at The Arsehole. The clothes are terrible! Ugly, Ugly old bastard!
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009