splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013

scoonch

scoonch (n)
1- the position in which the entire body is curled into a "C", with the legs brought close to the chest, the arms around the legs, and the head down. Usually laying on their side.
2- to quickly move over to make room for another person or object.

random person: Could you scoonch over? It's getting crowded on this little bench!

by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005

Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

scronck

have sex with, or used in place of fuck.

I scroncked her rotten.

by nick March 2, 2005

sclock

basically you can subsitute sclock for any word, but mainly means gay

what the sclock are you doing!
wow max is so sclock
sclock me tonight

by [e-mail] October 12, 2006

Scoonched

. something looks weird or dis-proportioned

. Someone who looks a hot mess

. a blob of fat sticking out that looks unattractive

that girl needs to stop wearing that tight dress because her stomach is scoonched

That dude swear he look good but his face is scoonched

Why she looking a hot mess. she's scoonched

by Missy718 August 16, 2011

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations

That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!

by godschild2 November 10, 2015