Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

Scratch Paper Weird

Something that is very very weird

That's scratch paper weird...

by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

chicken scratch

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.

Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??

by Sasha June 27, 2003

Vinyl Scratch

The white unicorn from My little pony Friendship is magic. Her coat is white and has red eyes but as shown in season 1 she's wearing glasses. Her mane and tail is blue with light blue stripes and is shown for only 5 seconds in Episode 14 Season 1. Vinyl Scratch's nickname (DJ name) is DJ P0N-3.

Rainbow Dash: Hey Vinyl, you make great music, I loved your performance!

Vinyl Scratch: Thanks Rainbow. Be sure to tune in to my latest tracks.

by MichaelLi1339 October 27, 2011