Schwop

To violently hit or defeat someone by a large margin. Similar to wack and destroy.

"Hey Joe, let's schwop them in the basketball game so we can play in the finals"

by LoopyLight December 10, 2020

Schlopertunity

The opportunity to receive top (head)

I had a schlopertunity last night with Emma but her roommate, Peggy, cockblocked me.

by Pamf101 November 17, 2022

Schwipe

When you wipe after defecating incompletely, leaving greasy shit stains in your undies or pants (commando).

Ah dammit! I schwiped and now im itchy n stinky n such...

by Herlingaer October 30, 2022

schwoppy

When a deal is made between two individuals, and the person who has given money to the tother for candy and/or soda pop is wanting said candy/soda pop as quickly and as safely as possible to satisfy urgent craving/need/want for their taste buds, or their thirsty throat.

Yeah, I know it won't necessarily be immediately, but please make it schwoppy if you could please. I'm dying for a Cherry cola!

by Anjlanta the Governor February 13, 2024

schwoppy

When you want, or are hoping for something as quickly as possible.

I let my money fly with Googuh, so he'd better be schwoppy in bringing me what I paid for.

by Anjlanta the Governor February 21, 2024

schwoppy

To finish a job, or task in a fast and speedy manner, with the hope/and or /expectation of zero mistakes.

How Bub, could you please fix my tire? I'm in a hurry so could you please make it schwoppy?

by Anjlanta the Governor November 29, 2023

schwoppy

When you hoping something done gets quickly, and correctly (hopefully)! Yet at the same , in the back of your mind, and in your gut, have a feeling it might not be.

I hope I get my stuff here quickly, I gave dude my money. He'd better be schwoppy!

by Anjlanta the Governor December 20, 2023