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schwanger

schwanger/schwanking can refer to a person or an act. If schwanger is used in reference to a person, it is an; filthy, dirty, trashy individual. One must avoid engaging in any activities with this repulsive individual by all means.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.
1) That guy looks like he just came out of a dumpster, he is most definitely a schwanger.

2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?
by mandem123 October 4, 2016
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schwonged

Yo mate you have just been schwonged
by Ibandiito January 1, 2020
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Schnoigers

A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.

Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.

While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.

A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are goblin-like creatures.

Quick, hide your wallet! Harvey H. Is a Schnoiger.
by Tickleballeus August 19, 2022
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schwoegler

an irratated and infected coin purse or sack o nuts
that nasty chick gave me oral sex and now i think i have a schwoegler
by grundle812 January 12, 2008
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Schwaggler

A person who loves a great deal especially on anything related to health and fitness and the active lifestyle
Joe is such a schwaggler, he keeps buying those schwaggle deals and bragging about it!!
by Joujouactive April 4, 2011
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Scrogger

A used condom. Having to use a "scrogger" because you've run out of fresh condoms.
Matt: How was that young one last night?

Eoin: Shite man, I had to use a Scrogger!
by imattwalsh March 19, 2017
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schnogger

To laugh at the misfortune of others.
verb: I schnoggered when I saw the drunk chick fall down in a pool of her own vomit.

noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.

Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.
by La Warner August 30, 2006
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