Schwasted

To be shit face wasted off your ass.

Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted

by Zizzle and Karlizzle July 11, 2007

Schwabe

One who obtains great wealth. Is a member of the prominent society, and lives a lavish life with no limitations, Funny easy going.

That's very Schwabe.

by Dictonarymaster April 15, 2010

Schwanson

The male reproductive system.

My schwanson is longer than my leg.

by jesse graham December 22, 2003

Cock Schwab

it is when you take the head of your penis, stick it into the female's ear and proceed to
move it in a motion that resembles the cleaning of the ear with a cotton swab

She acted like she didn't hear me. so when she wasn't paying attention i gave her a cock schwab to make sure she doesn't ignore me again.

by jnasty813 August 11, 2008

Schwasted

Shit Face Wasted

Man that girl is Schwasted!

by DamaLicious October 18, 2009

Schwasted

1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.

2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.

3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.

Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!

Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?

Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!

by sKreeTs April 19, 2015

atara schwab

atara schwabs are gods. NOT even lying also know as creators, deity, almighty, amaze balls, brilliant, radical, amazing and... lover of brie cheese

I love Brie cheese!!!
oh wow you silly little atara schwab

by geronimostiltonNOTTHEMOUSE April 6, 2021