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schlumpy

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement
Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.
by super-sprout November 23, 2015
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Schlump

You're such a schlump.

I can't believe I married such a schlump.

Schlump the hell out here!
by 9ulpB0ss October 22, 2018
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slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.
adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019
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sculumptious

A really chubby or chonky animal
That is a sculumptious cat
by Oh worm 69 January 17, 2023
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nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.
"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?
by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018
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Schlump

Noun

1. A wrestling move one does not want to get hit with.

Verb

2. In a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong.

Noun (Schlumpy)

3. A person who is talented but lacks many skills. Always comes through in the clutch.
1. Did you see the 112 pound finals? The kid from South got hit in a Schlump.

2. I haven't been selling many shirts lately, I've been in a Schlump.

3. We are going to get crushed our team is terrible. Things may turn out alright don't forget we have Schlumpy.
by S Money October 25, 2012
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Schlumpa

(noun) 1) a nasty ass skank weeve of a female. said female will fuck and suck anything in sight.
2)a word forever immortalized on an episode of the 5th Wheel.
Frank: "You see Carol with that fire extinguisher?"
Estelle: "Yeah, she's such a schlumpa"

"Youz a schlumpa"
by kobrands December 13, 2008
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