Dwight Schrute

One who is a fan of the Lord of the Rings.

"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)

by Dissagilator October 17, 2008

schumacher

A term given to someone when they're so annoyingly good at something, it takes all the fun out of it for everyone else.

Jimmy - "Do you fancy a game of footy down the park?"

Ted - "Yeah, that would be ace, shall I give Bob a call and see if he wants to come?"

Jimmy - "Nah, that Bobs a fucking Schumacher, he'll ruin it for everyone!!"

by Jerkywolf March 11, 2007

schraumtastic

1)when anything to do with MMA is good

2)to make a huge error while talking about MMA

did you see mike resting his cock an balls on hobbos head to make it look like dan hardys mohican? it was "shraumtastic"

looks like jonno forgot to put his picks in again what a "schraumtastic "schraumer" he is

by silentjamie June 30, 2011

schruting

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

Mick Schumacher

Son of the seven-time world champion and also the future Ferrari driver currently driving with an egghead in Haas.
Mick is sometimes called Prema merchant but in this F1 season, he has shown that he can catch his mojo early. He has done quite well and is famous in the grid already.

Mick Schumacher will do well and he is very cute

by MISSIONWINNOWDEVIL June 2, 2021

Schlumpy

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schaumburg Double

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.

Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

by Parisian King January 5, 2008