Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

stranking

a style of air guitar that looks like a combination of strumming and wanking

wanna strank with me?

by scarlet December 16, 2004

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

Schmanging

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

by jfjfj December 12, 2012

Scrawking

scratching, itching or rubbing.

"James, stop scrawking, it'll only worsen your eczema!"

by Jimbaloo December 13, 2014

scronking

The act of boinking (aka sexual intercourse)

They scronked like bunnies.

by Hobo May 13, 2005