Schlanted

fucked up or high

Person 1: "how you doing man"
Person 2: "Bitch I'm SCHLANTED

by sadboynate August 28, 2018

Schlatted

When you get scammed by an exit scam

yo bro tons of people are getting schlatted because of cryptocurrency's

by LittleBoilysol May 11, 2019

schlated

To be totally and completely dissed.

Dogg, that girl treated you like a chump!! You got schlated.

by Randy, Paul, Scott, Stu & Chanucey January 28, 2005

schlanti

ranboo. he’s a schanti

guy 1: hey did u know ranboo was a schlanti

guy 2: yea.

by coochie itch 420 April 28, 2021

SCHPLATT

verb: to cum, ejaculate, jizz blow ur load

Guy: i schplatted all over your mothers face last night

Ask ur wife if she managed to clean all that schplatt i left on her sofe

I schplatted all over ur homework bitch

by demonbob1 February 16, 2009

schalant

a huge deal or concern for something

Its so wierd how hes just like non schalant

by SqueekersTheCat October 26, 2005

Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010