schwade

to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.

Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!

by victimofhim February 28, 2013

Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 10, 2008

schadenhorny

The term for becoming sexually aroused from discussing others emotional and sexual problems

Girl: But it's just so sad, she doesn't understand why she can't get laid.
Guy: That's sucks. Want to make out.
Girl: feeling a little schadenhorny are we?

by Badthorn September 9, 2009

ken schrader

A Racer in the NASCAR Winston/NEXTEL CUP Series whose Career began in 1986 and has spanned for 21 years now

Ken Schrader Career Stats as of the end of the 2007 NEXTEL CUP season
Wins, Top 5's, Top 10's, Poles,
4 64 184 23

Number's and Sponsor's and Car Model since his Rookie Season
1986-87:#90 Red Baron Frozen Pizza, Buick
1988-89:#25 Folgers Coffee, Chevy Lumina
1990-94:#25 Kodiak Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Lumina
1995-96:#25 Bud Beer, Chevy Monte Carlo
1997-99:#33 Skoal Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Monte Carlo
2000-02:#36 M&M's, Pontiac Grand Prix
2003:#49 1-800-Call ATT, Dodge Intrepid
2004-05:#49 Schwan's Home Service, Dodge Intrepid/Charger
2006-07:#21 Little Debbie/U.S. Air Force/Ford Motorcraft, Ford Fusion

Ken Schrader is a Stock Car driver in NASCAR

by Joe Smith 2 January 6, 2008

Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 11, 2006

schadenfrog

/ˈʃɑdənfrɔg/
noun.
The guilty erotic pleasure derived from seeing the frog's misfortune on the Chimp versus Frog video. (cf. schadenfreude.)

"Bill's like, 'I'm lacto-ovo and pro-PETA', but you know he felt schadenfrog after seeing Chimp v. Frog."

by Chef Meatstack November 6, 2011

Schpident

It is the saliva left on your face after an unsuccessful spit.

After the protestor spat in the Policemans face, he was embarrassingly left with obvious schpident.

by Bubbsy April 10, 2013