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schoolpocalypse

n. Combination of "school", and "apocalypse".
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
"Have you seen Miriam lately?" "Nope, she is preparing for schoolpocalypse by putting in all-nighters now. That way she is all rested by the time exams and presentations come up.
by Astrapto May 10, 2011
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one-room schoolhouse

A one-room schoolhouse is a bathroom in a commercial establishment where the sinks, toilets, and urinals (if applicable) are in the same room, not separated by partitions.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.
A: "Let's go to Hook's restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."
by Suge Knight March 11, 2006
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dirty schoolboy

sexual act. related to the shocker. While in the doggy style position you stick your thumb in the anus of your partner and apply downward pressure in order to feel the curvature of your penis inside her.
I gave that hoe the dirty schoolboy and she loved it.
by the dirty little schoolboy October 13, 2011
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Schoolhouse

Place where students are "educated". They really don't teach us real stuff though. Why don't I know about insurance policy limits and all that. The education system is full of RAT BASTARDS.
Yo, I gotta go to the schoolhouse to get lab hours in.
by Young Hov January 30, 2007
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schoolboy

British slang. Short for a "schoolboy mistake".

1. A trivial mistake that an inexperienced person might make.

2. A short-sighted mistake that could have been avoided with more care.

Similar to a "rookie mistake" in US slang.
You wore sneakers to the hottest nightclub in town? No wonder you got turned away at the door. That was a schoolboy.
by wizurdUvRythmn March 14, 2011
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schoolbody

One who makes themself at home at school and is there for more than 15 hours in a day. Their favorite places to be at school are the library or empty classrooms. They eat, study, eat, study, nap, study, play ping pong, and then study at school. Occasionally, they leave school to buy food or sleep at home.
John is in the library again? He's such a schoolbody.
by Trimmy5 September 5, 2007
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schoolorific

used to describe things that are like school. how it's used depends on what the person saying it thinks of school.
oh man dude! practice was schoolorific!
wow...the piston's score was schoolorific last night.
by Justin Herter May 14, 2007
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