Schinkel

An Extremely ugly saggy Penis. It does not matter how the male organ became Saggy, as long as it is clearly displaying loose skin.

He has a Schinkel it is so gross! His Skin is really loose which makes him have one!

by SchinkelFACE August 11, 2009

hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard

sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa

by gurtrude June 7, 2004

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

[Schtinkenschtein]

A structure made out of human excrement preferably a castle.

Hey Josh, You smell that? It smells like were getting closer to the schtinkenschtein.

by Shmutzklitzen May 26, 2008

schpink

an onomatopoeic word meaning "a pleasing sound resulting from two objects colliding," for example, the sound of a driver hitting a ball off a tee or the sound of a fastball being driven to the gap

That tee shot was perfect; I was like---schpink---and the ball was gone, 280 yards at least

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

Shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent

You just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

scoink

Skunk Coin, Cryptocurrency

The scoink is the best cryptocurrency of the f**king world.

by SchulianInfo6 March 7, 2018