schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 27, 2003

schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!

Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."

by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011

shmutzypoof

A cigarette with half of the tobacco taken out, which is then filled with marijuana.

Hey man let's go smoke a shmutzypoof.
Yo this shmutzypoof hits hard dude.

by Philoneous October 25, 2010

schmutty

A girl that is both Jewish and slutty.

Kind of like every mother in New Jersey when they were twenty years old.

Monica is so schmutty she doesn't even care if they're circumcised.

by Chrissychris February 21, 2011

Shmutzy

The residue left on your glasses after a man cums on a woman's face.

My Dunkin Doughnuts napkin in my center council is ineffective when trying to wipe the shmutzy off my sunglasses.

by Grab the Bull by its horns July 19, 2016

Schmutz

1 The blonde kid who searches up dank memes during class when he get bored.

2 The weird kid who wears rubber gloves on his head to be a dank meme.
3 the type of person who goes to algebra 1
4 one thicc bih

Man, Name Schmutz is searching up dank memes again!

by Faggot Ginger May 8, 2018

Schmutz

It is just a German word for DIRT. Easy as that... look on translator

Du hast Schmutz auf dem T-Shirt

by AssaultReaper233 October 1, 2018