Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schmukynut

The definition of schmukynut it a stupid or idiotic person. They do not get jokes and are very unorganised, you can usually find them hanging out with other schmukynuts

Kallista: Hey Jessica, your such a idiot
Jessica: Use the word schmukynut instead I just made it up, it means you idiot and stupid person, LIKE ME AND YOU
Both: Hahahahah SCHMUKYNUT!!!! (Yells it out in public)

by Idiot.com.au August 16, 2019

Schmuckly

1. Derived from the yiddish word schmuck, meaning penis.
Schmuckly means something that is stupid or annoying.

Person: (beating on your house door)

You: (yelling from inside the house) HEY SCHMUCKLY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?

or

Person: What do you think of Paris Hilton trying to sing?

Person 2: Paris Hilton is one Schmuckly SOB, WE all know she cant sing.

by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007

Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.

Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!

by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014

Schenkey

Someone of great looks, intelligence, athleticism, and overall importance.
deriving from schenk or shenk, schenkey is an overall gift to the world

chuck norris is such a SCHENKEY

by notLoganS. April 29, 2011

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006

schmucky

This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.

"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"

by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009