shmullet

The common name given to a mullet that is grown from the head of a female. Otherwise known as a she - mullet.

Man with a mullet marries woman with a shmullet.

by Ziggs October 7, 2004

Schmelly eggs

Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup

Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*

by My name is Crips... September 27, 2005

Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004

schmelly

instead of using the word smell

"My God Thats Schmelly"

by Law (the one and only) March 1, 2006

schmullin'

Really milking a job.

Russal is really schmollin" it today

by erkive January 26, 2004

schmugly

Ugly in an endearing way.

Dave: That girls really ugly

Alex: Ugly schmugly

by annonynonny November 25, 2013

Schmulke

It's that thing when a midget gets exposed to too much radiation but instead of getting angry and green, they turn blue like a smurf and get really nice.

Pronounced: (Shh-mulk)

New York's hottest club is HULK. It's got everything, Endless tuna-flavored fruit by the foot, A man who stares at you through mirrors in a lab coat, Magnum PI's short shorts, and my favorite... A clown car full of Schmulkes!

by SuperSonicHymenBreaker January 20, 2021