schmoonie

Slang for women's genitals, synonymous with pussy, cunt, vagina, box, and nana.

There's something wrong with my schmoonie, maybe I shouldn't have sex.

That girl's schmoonie is so tight it's bangin!

by Mike in Davis May 28, 2007

schmootzie

your gilrfriend / boyfriend in an ironic and fun manner, like honey

schatzi - also schmootzie boo (from the film moster inc)

by klassey February 6, 2009

schmoobie

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.

Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.

by Doobie. March 6, 2018

Schmoolie

(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.

That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.

by jtd205 April 11, 2010

schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

by NZAP 9041 April 5, 2016

schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018