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schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.
"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."
by Freddie Green February 22, 2017
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schmooplette

The girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
Unquantifiably adorable Goddess
Always know that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette
by Schmoopy July 5, 2018
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schmoople

A beautiful blob of red clay produced by Ishu, Malu, Sam.
Schmoople was born today. Sam is the Godmother. Malu is the backup godmother in case Sam runs away.
The backup godmother killed Schmoople. He was brutally mutilated by the backup godmother.

Last seen: Emergency house, room 601, Friday, 3rd August 2018 last period.
by imsisgood August 5, 2018
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caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.
That halo child is a total caca schmangler
by robocop turd January 24, 2009
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Schmoogie Bear

A cute term often used to describe one's significant other or the person that they feel affection for.
Chris, what are you doing?" "I'm talking to my schmoogie bear!
by Schmoogz July 18, 2010
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schnoogle

To snuggle with and provide love to a tiny baby. This is a sacred act.
He schnoogled Ali while she watched Oprah.
by BigPoop1 February 28, 2011
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schmoogle

to finagle your way into something.
I will try to schmoogle my way into that party.
by malaylay March 15, 2009
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