schmoogler

My brother-in-law as defined by my little sister when she's pissed off at him.....

J.P. is a nasty schmoogler

by expat1 August 22, 2011

Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023

schmooper

A term of endearment, usually pertaining to a dog.

come here schmooper, good schmoops!

by Pablo de sha June 10, 2019

schnogger

To laugh at the misfortune of others.

verb: I schnoggered when I saw the drunk chick fall down in a pool of her own vomit.

noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.

Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.

by La Warner August 30, 2006

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

Schmoigety

a person of lower or less than normal intelligence. someone who lacks common sense.

That guy is a complete schmoigety.

by colbycheese July 1, 2009

Schmooged

To get wasted or drunk. Lots of alcohol consumtion. To be intoxicated.

Betty and John got schmooged last night. Im going out to get my schmooged on.

by emtgurlmel July 21, 2009