Schmoffo Bunny

noun. A small fictitious rabbit whom is constantly happy and drinks coffee. As a personification of one's first cup of coffee in the morning. All it can say is 'Schmoffo.'

"I'm so happy I think I'm seeing Schmoffo Bunny's."

by leasi February 18, 2009

schofferin

schofferin - skulling beers in the car too fast on a long trip and needed to stop every 10mins to piss

shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants

by wiserthewizard November 26, 2010

Schmocked

To be high due to cannibis/marajuana (schmock).

'This is some good weed'
'I know man I'm totally schmocked'

'Dude, lets go get schmocked'

by Badboy2k12 November 6, 2012

Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

schmoofer

A very happy and beautiful daughter who loves to smile and laugh, who always wants play and never go to bed.

Look at schmoofer she is so cute

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Schoffenny

Stinky cunted, fentanyl-fingered ho.

I don't want that filthy schoffenny on my davenport.

by Violet LilyRose March 26, 2022

scoffed by the hand

To be forced to recognize a physical disability when it does not make any difference to you.

"the way she drops the hand on the table across from where you're sitting and stares at you to see your reaction makes me feel like i am being 'scoffed by the hand'"

by pie r squared September 25, 2022