When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.
Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.
by Curtis E Bear December 3, 2007
Get the Schmegma mug.It's the hot steamie,cheesy offencive smelling shit, your boyfriend takes right after you finish butt fuck'n him.
boy my little man muff'n that SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA shure makes your shit smell like shit! love you my mud pie
by BIG STEVE IDAHO January 17, 2008
Get the SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA mug.Related Words
(SHMEG-MA) Any undefinable substance. It can be crusty, liquidy, or buncha nasty stuff. This word can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006
Get the Schmegma mug.Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.
*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition
*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition
by Rob S. September 8, 2003
Get the schmagma mug.HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?
by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 25, 2011
Get the Schmegma mug.1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.
"This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"
by Carm and Bucky December 26, 2004
Get the Schmegma mug.When one doesnet clean the head of his penis (one with a foreskin) and gets a goey green shit comming out of the head of their nob
by devon April 24, 2003
Get the shmigma mug.