Schmead

An unpredictably dumb person.
A surprisingly idiotic human being.

"Bradly, did you finish your biology homework?"
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."

by Aerodynamic-Arson-Ready-Or-Not October 25, 2019

Schmead

Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head’

Good night my schmead head. I love you my schmead

by Schmeadhead March 28, 2022

German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

SCHMETER

A small penis.

"That boy over there probably has a schmeter, lol."

by noobysub July 15, 2017

schmeade bone

One who is a big douche-like tool.

Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone.

by ka.d. & j. weinberger March 21, 2008

schmetzed

when you wake up still drunk

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!

by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010

schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004