Schmelty

Adjective used to describe someone that is a schmelt. Can also be used to describe something about a person that makes them a schmelt.

Guy: Look at GPs hair, it is so schmelty!

by schmeltypatrol March 28, 2010

Schmaltzed

a euphemism for gettin' drunk!

entomology: cites the popular alcoholic beverages schnapps and malt liquor.

Clare: I need to get schmaltzed right!
Stephanie: ha true dat

by cevelev February 19, 2010

schmeitz

Someone who seems to have total disregard for others' feelings-- also someone unbelievably cheap. This type of person will go to a mcdonald's and order a regular hamburger, drive home, and put his own piece of cheese on it just to save the 15 cents it would have cost to buy a cheeseburger.

dude: hey man, I called fives on that seat, get up!
schmeitz: it's cool man, there are other seats. pick one of those.
dude (to someone else): God, that guy is such a schmeitz.

by chelsea21 October 22, 2007

schmoltz

Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.

This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.

by catholicbooty September 21, 2020

Schmetzer

Penis

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag

by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022

schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.

Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s

by Flynnius January 17, 2023

Schmultz

To Schmultz, or Schmultzing. Is to initiate romantic/sexual activity’s in response to seeing romantic/sexual scenes on TV/film

( steve kisses Jo while watching Goldeneye ) “Steve get off me, stop schmultzing, I just want to watch the film”.

by speedtoast August 8, 2024