schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

Schmefley

Nerdy beyond all belief, socially fucktarded

He is so schmefley, look at him just schmefling about, he's going to die a virgin.

by Lizvenom January 19, 2014

schmekela

A newborn baby penis defined by Yiddish slang

He thought hew had been born well endowed , but he merely has a schmekela.

by webster maven February 4, 2017

Shmekle

Yiddish word for little penis. However it is often used as an endearing term for little siblings.

Mom: "Jake, have you seen the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are watching spongebob"

by Morty Mc Saucy March 27, 2019

Schmecle

penis, cock, dick, the salami

After you sleep with a prostitute pour some lime juice on your schmecle.

by gqny69 January 24, 2021

Schmeckle

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.

“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Schmeckle

A first decentralized logarithmic blockchain-based cryptocurrency.

- Hey man, how many schmeckles for 3 silver spoons?
- 3 Schmeckles, bro

by noturregularrusky August 7, 2022