Schmegalmulch

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

by gmilla! April 13, 2009

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

schmegatron

(n): one who is notorious for being infested with schmegma; one who finds great enjoyment in talking about/being in the presence of schmegma

Jesse never takes a shower, he's such a schmegatron

by mamjay August 17, 2016

Schmegalmulcher

It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with!

Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher.

by gmilla! April 13, 2009

schmeal

to hit a vape

“dude i just schmealed in the school bathroom”

by hinghamhoe123 November 27, 2021

schmeal

slang, colloquial to certain circles in Allentown, PA

1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics

1. "Yo that cat's been schmealin with that ho all night" or "I schmealed my way into the VIP room." or "I schmealed some free trees from my brother"

2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"

3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."

4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"

by glendonius April 21, 2006