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Megan Louise Scheulin 

Megan Louise Scheulin is a very sexy southern weiner, who tends to like to sit on its lawn chair all day and talk to its best friend, who is imaginary, and they like to talk about cat-fish. Cat-fish is what Megan Louise Scheulin catches for fun, because she has a pond out side her house, that she usually likes to go swimming in. It is filled with snapping turtles who once took a big chunk outta her very sexy southern weiner.
My weiner is a Megan Louise Scheulin
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Wanna stop and get some frozen Schmekin Prickles?
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Schmekin Prickles by Rehpinej October 20, 2010

shmerlin unit

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reesty schmeal 

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A diabolical insult known to end one's career within seconds.
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