Megan Louise Scheulin is a very sexy southern weiner, who tends to like to sit on its lawn chair all day and talk to its best friend, who is imaginary, and they like to talk about cat-fish. Cat-fish is what Megan Louise Scheulin catches for fun, because she has a pond out side her house, that she usually likes to go swimming in. It is filled with snapping turtles who once took a big chunk outta her very sexy southern weiner.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods