schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

schmageggy

everything (like 'the whole nine yards,) New York City usage, circa 1960

I had to listen to the whole schmageggy

by J. Schwartz December 18, 2004

Schapelle Corby

Slang term for cannabis.

Any cunt got any Shapelle Corby? I wanna roll a doobie.

by Edward Winston Price June 1, 2005

schmapper

a rapper who thinks hes really good at rapping but sucks at rapping

a guy who sucks at rap is called a schmapper

by marcel roberge March 4, 2007

Schapelled

To do something ridiculously stupid and get caught

"Yeah Mr x tried to sneak into the concert, but he Schapelled it and got kicked out"

by Manbearunicorn February 16, 2014

schaper

Guy you wanna bang because of his creative talents

God, that dude on the stage is a true Schaper

by HerozeroDeNiro March 10, 2017