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schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006
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Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018
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Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.
by Norton February 17, 2005
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Curt Schilling

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.
LIKE OMGZZ!!!! CURT SCHILLING WON US THE WORLD SERIESSS!!!!!11!!

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.
by goyankees April 10, 2005
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Schmaingly

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.
Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly
by Miercom April 10, 2020
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schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"
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Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.
I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”
by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016
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