Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?
Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!
(short term)
Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.
I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!
(short term)
Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.
I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
by snowbutcher April 28, 2011
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by joujou93 March 23, 2011
Get the Schwaggle mug.A dirty old man who goes to high school basketball games and frequently yells at referees. During the first half of the game he tells injured players to get off the court because sprained ankles don't really hurt, and during the second half he hobbles around in disgust as the home team gets destroyed. He claims to have served in "the war" and is named for his scraggly beard.
Tony: I think Sam sprained his ankle.
Scraggles: Get off the court! I saw people in the war get worse injuries than that and walk away.
Jeff: Shut up Scraggles.
Tony: ScraggLES!!!
Scraggles: Get off the court! I saw people in the war get worse injuries than that and walk away.
Jeff: Shut up Scraggles.
Tony: ScraggLES!!!
by james "yea i said it" thomas September 20, 2008
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022
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by Partiologist July 12, 2009
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