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an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009
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Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.
The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.
The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.
The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.
The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.
The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.
The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.
The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.
The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
by rpc11 October 30, 2007
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"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."
by The Fly February 9, 2004
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