schloupen

Schloupen is something super amazing and vanderbar

OMG holy schloupen whats the poopin!!!!

by DJ BIBZZ January 31, 2008

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

scrouncel

Verb: Colloquialism referring to an early exit from a location, often on the down-low, i.e. without saying goodbye to people.

A ninja style exit, out of a window or back door.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm at this party but it's lame, I'm bout to scrouncel.

by WillyDynamite February 12, 2009

Schlonze

Sexy bitch, that is easy to fuck.

Harry: Look at this bitch.
Felix: Jeah, nice schlonze.

by king netguru June 11, 2009

schlunded

1. taken to pound town
2. fucked up (messed something up)
3. to get fucked

1. Damn, that girl got schlunded last night!
2. You done schlunded up.

3. Nice shoes. You're about to get schlunded.

by meghora August 12, 2013

Shrounce

A word used in a variety of contexts to arouse ambiguity and confusion

"Matt, I'll need those leads contacted before the end of the cycle."

"Shrounce."

"What?"

by AdmissionsNinja July 11, 2018

Schlongest

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.

"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'

by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022