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schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
by oweikdio September 8, 2008
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Schlatt

One of the most beautiful words in the Latin language, also the code name of my boi Chance. A verb, noun, and adjective
Oh schlatt! Schlatt is schlatting on the floor!!!
by Gabooooo August 23, 2019
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A Schlatt

1. Somewhere/someone in great debt that is somehow still afloat.
2. The term for a social structure that cannot help the lower class.
Guy 1: why isn't the school buying us new equipment?

Guy 2: because we live in a schlatt society.
by Fluffle February 5, 2020
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Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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Schnottlesalt

When a minger blows their nose into a tissue and then proceeds to inspect what they have produced. The snot tends to be stringy and a rather gross green colour. This tissue maybe used up to three hundred times before being disposed of.
Ewww! Have you seen Holly schnottlesalting over there in that corner!?!?!
by JBT March 26, 2008
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shlotty

It means Daddy Just like me No joke though
Call me Shlotty or I am Shlotty
by DaddyDark December 12, 2018
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