Opposite of schlong.
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
by oweikdio September 8, 2008
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Oh schlatt! Schlatt is schlatting on the floor!!!
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1. Somewhere/someone in great debt that is somehow still afloat.
2. The term for a social structure that cannot help the lower class.
2. The term for a social structure that cannot help the lower class.
by Fluffle February 5, 2020
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Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007
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1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
Get the Schlitterbahn mug.When a minger blows their nose into a tissue and then proceeds to inspect what they have produced. The snot tends to be stringy and a rather gross green colour. This tissue maybe used up to three hundred times before being disposed of.
by JBT March 26, 2008
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