shlormp

Sucking something so good it can be heard from across the (large distance).

Amy was really shlormping that ice cream bar.

by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019

Schlorpadrop

Pooping and cumming into a drink and having one's mother take a drink.

Yo homes joey's mother Schlorpadroped me last night. I bet her tum tum don't feel so well after that.

by Azorbi July 16, 2019

schlorp

The action inbetween eating and drinking.

I like to schlorp soup.
My favourite thing to schlorp is a smoothie.

by StrawZoo1586 February 24, 2021

Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

Shlormpl

Bottom fragger in any game especially valorant. Just a bad person

Hey have you seen shlormpl today. Good that guy is a price of shit in game. I hope his mom gets poggered

by qudoba_bread April 28, 2021

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023