schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

schlonkinpook

A word for an extreme drug trip in which the high person is basically a fuckin beanbag.

"Hey, what did you do on the weekend?"
"Yo! I had the fuckin meanest Schlonkinpook! I swear i pissed myself 10 times!

by Groonkl September 14, 2018

schlonkarp

Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.

Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*

by absurdf March 29, 2021

Schlonkin

Schlonkin is everything and nothing

Noah: I'm schlonkin bro
Pablo: what that?
Noah: Shut up

by EIS_dictionary April 1, 2022

Schlookie

When your girl dookies on your schlong during anal intercourse.

"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"

by sexy hexy II March 3, 2023

Schloinkus

When you are a creature of schloink

Schloinkus:gnaheheha
Fuck boy Tom: aww shit (running and sweating)

by Official word Nugget November 13, 2023

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023