Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.
Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."
George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism
George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism
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Get the Schaubism mug.Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.
1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."
4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.
1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."
4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.
1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.
by SportsRV November 7, 2013
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Schlau • schlauch • schläuchling • Schlaud • schlaug • schlaugh • Schlaught • Schlaughterkök • Schlaum • schlaumb
by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006
Get the schlaepfer mug.Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.
Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.
by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014
Get the Schlaum mug.a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels
i'm going out to get schlagered.
by ez September 24, 2004
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Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:
* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick
Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:
* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick
Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
Get the Schlagnog mug.A name that is spelled wrong, it is a stupid name for christians. Should be Shauna but some person decided to put c coz no one wanted to put a d in i
I am the ScHauNaAAAA
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