Schlasty

A vagina. Named due to its schlastic nature. see schlastic.

"Damn, that's one dirty schlasty."

by Pathogen October 29, 2003

slastic

all definitions are wrong except this one
fucking coolass somkin ass motherfaka,

he's really good at minecraft,
he's really cool,
he's the god of gods,
he's (a good)
I think I have a crush on him

no one is more cooler and better and prettier then slastic

by slasticlover May 31, 2021

Schlastification

Peeing on a woman and then boneing her dry until she begins to get blisters.

I am going to schlastificate U.

by Conholio February 13, 2003

scholastibating

the form of masturbation in a public school.

Wow Willis, do you hear him? I think hes scholastibating.

by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008

Hawthorne Scholastic Academy

An awesome public school in Chicago, IL for grades K-8.

You go to Hawthorne Scholastic Academy? That's sweeet.

by RawrOFLcopter June 19, 2011

Shlastication

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.

How do u think Indians get their bindis.

by Conholio February 4, 2003

scholasticide

destruction of a society's education system, often by destroying it with bombs, but also by other means.

The resolution noted that the Israel Defense Forces has committed scholasticide, destroying the majority of schools and all 12 university campuses in Gaza.

by Reverend Moonshine January 14, 2025