schiavo

To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.

"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"

by Justin Style June 30, 2005

schiaving

Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo

Ryan was schiaving last night after we smoked that blunt

by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007

Terri Schiavo Weed

Terri Schiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.

"Man, I'd like to get up but this Terri Schiavo weed's got me glued to the floor!"

by Savage Infant Whale March 30, 2005

Schiavoed

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

schiavowned

The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.

Fucking retarded.

Bush got schiavowned by a pretzel.

by i'm on the pavement June 26, 2005

Schiavoed

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

by joe April 13, 2005

terri schiavo

...is dead
(Cue techno music to "James Brown is Dead" by L.A. Style.)

Now some of these wackjobs can get back to their own depraved lives.

by R. Kemp March 31, 2005