Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.
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Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.
Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)
(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)
Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…
(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”
Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)
Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?
Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)
(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)
Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…
(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”
Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)
Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?
Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
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1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
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2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
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Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
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2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
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