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Idiot Savant 

A.. (ahem) mentally handi-capable (that being the 'politically correct' term,) individual, whom, even thouhg they may be unable to say the most basic of sentences, are geniuses at certain areas. And idiot savant can play the piano like a pr0, but may not be able to say his/her own name. Other such areas include painting, ect.
Peter Griffin is an idiot savant.

Though he is mentally handi-capable, he can play the piano beautifully (albeit only when he is drunk).
Idiot Savant by remuus September 28, 2005
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Cheesecake Savant 

A person whose area of expertise is in the business of eating cheesecake. This is a person who can either:

1) Finish a full cheesecake on their own
or
2) Eat a large piece of cheesecake in a short amount of time
Wow, Bobby finished that whole cherry cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory by himself. He must be a cheesecake savant!
Cheesecake Savant by rmills2 April 13, 2011
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Illithid savant 

Someone who calls others a fuck, and makes stupid remarks about wet backs, and cum.
Illithid savant by Calibr June 21, 2016

Bitch-savant

A backhanded compliment that is specifically given to women who act like a dog in heat.
You are the bitch-savant, they sneered at her.
Bitch-savant by Dddallas69 July 6, 2022

Twittiot savant 

Someone who is expert or brilliant when Twittering in contrast with the individual's overall abilities.
It’s nearly impossible to get Brad’s attention when he is Twittering. He’s a real Twittiot savant.
Twittiot savant by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

Weekend Savant 

One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.
Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!

Internet Savant 

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.
1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.
Internet Savant by Harmonica John December 28, 2010