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Santorum

1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
by Rollo & Biff October 26, 2006
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satori tendou

tendou is better than you. he will always be better than you. he is living perfection. whilst you? are ugly. in conclusion, tendou deserves life more than anyone you know
"baki baki ni ore, nani wo? kokoro wo da yo~
konagona ni kudake, nani wo?

seishin wo, da yo.

-satori tendou
by 1nsidi0us January 3, 2021
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jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.
by troll238 July 25, 2019
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Sartorians

The Sartorians are amazing people who stan the amazing Jacob Sartorius. They are super nice and never fail at defending their idol. They always have your back and are part of the strongest fandom. They have been through so much but never fail to stick together.
Person: Wow the Sartorians are so amazing!!

Othet person: I know right! They're pretty great.
by my.kingjs September 26, 2018
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Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.
Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.
by jjhf0 January 6, 2012
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jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious's

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe
by koopsilon July 17, 2018
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