Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.
Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.
Did I mention Starbucks?
Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.
Did I mention Starbucks?
Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.
Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus
Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus
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Hey guys, we should totally go hook up with some Sammamish girls, I hear their down for a good time.
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