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smash the guitar

To masturbate vigorously, as if romancing one's beloved guitar. Common among musicians and college freshmen.
Bro: "Man, some nights I love to just lie in bed and smash the guitar."

Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
by rock out with yo cock out March 24, 2014
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Super Smash Bros

Fuck fortnite. Super Smash Bros is a real man's game.
by Kramerkape October 5, 2018
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final smash

The most powerful attack a character can do in Super Smash Bros Brawl. It can only be used when the character shatters a smash ball. The final smash usually scares the crap out of everyone else playing.
Player 1: "Oh yeah, I just got a smash ball! You ready for my final smash??"

Other Players: "Crap..."
by singNstache711 May 2, 2008
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PCS smash

Term used in the Military. PCS means permanent change of station (moving to a new duty station). Smash meaning someone you wanted to have sexual relations with but couldn't due to improper relationship or fraternization rules.
Usually occurs around the 30 days left mark when all awards and evaluations are submitted and there is no fear of retribution.
Young Soldier 1: Man First Sergeant is HOT!
Young Soldier 2: You know you are way out of her league
First Sergeant: Quit eye balling me boy and drop and give me 50!
Young Soldier 1 & 2: Man she is turning me on, I wonder if I can PCS smash that?!
First Sergeant: PUSH Soldier!!!
by vnessa69de July 11, 2011
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kiser Smash

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho
The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back
by That guy gary April 14, 2019
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Smash-And-Dash

(Verb)
To have sex with an individual, and then after said intercourse, escape at the earliest convenience with/without the consent/knowledge of your partner.
The chicks fine, but I think she has Pica. Smash-And-Dash for sure bro!
by TheKingNick December 16, 2010
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smash bros

the almighty friendship ruining game next to monopoly ....
by Minty ravens~ December 13, 2018
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