A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus
Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
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"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."
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Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
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when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.
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That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'
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