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Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
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Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function
I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.
by pureaspondice December 15, 2011
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salthead

A slur for an ethnic group that does not exist.
A vague term used as a substitute for an actual ethnic slur with the sole purpose of upsetting or confusing the ignorant. Not to be used as a euphemism for a real slur, but simply to confuse those that don't realize that there is no actual ethnicity attached to "salthead."
Although originally coined to provoke overly P.C. hippies, its also fun to say to ignorant rednecks who may think you're actually insulting someone, and will join in.
Just take a cliche racist comment, add "salthead" in place of the slur and voila!
"No daughter of mine is going to marry a no good salthead!"
"Get a job, you lazy salthead!"
"Oh Christ, a family of saltheads just moved next door. There goes the neighborhood."
"Everyone knows that saltheads have {large/small} {body part}s."
by Deehan October 31, 2007
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Shitheart

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.
"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart
by GreenH March 7, 2011
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Shithead In Chief

It has become increasingly clear that the Shithead in Chief has declared war on democracy.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019
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shitheap

A very poor and run down place or thing
Used often as an insult to peoples items.
Jo Jo: God Sasha you live in such a shitheap

Jo Jo: I need to save up some money and buy a new my car is a shitheap
by Jo Jo!!! December 22, 2005
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Havin-swithen-bank

To 'have' ones banjo string snap while 'banking' one 'within' a girl (or boy).

A case of St. Swithin

Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.
Hey up, my penis is leaking puss after I was Havin-swithen-bank, I need to wrap it up.
by scampy the dog December 14, 2010
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