A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
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A vague term used as a substitute for an actual ethnic slur with the sole purpose of upsetting or confusing the ignorant. Not to be used as a euphemism for a real slur, but simply to confuse those that don't realize that there is no actual ethnicity attached to "salthead."
Although originally coined to provoke overly P.C. hippies, its also fun to say to ignorant rednecks who may think you're actually insulting someone, and will join in.
Just take a cliche racist comment, add "salthead" in place of the slur and voila!
A vague term used as a substitute for an actual ethnic slur with the sole purpose of upsetting or confusing the ignorant. Not to be used as a euphemism for a real slur, but simply to confuse those that don't realize that there is no actual ethnicity attached to "salthead."
Although originally coined to provoke overly P.C. hippies, its also fun to say to ignorant rednecks who may think you're actually insulting someone, and will join in.
Just take a cliche racist comment, add "salthead" in place of the slur and voila!
"No daughter of mine is going to marry a no good salthead!"
"Get a job, you lazy salthead!"
"Oh Christ, a family of saltheads just moved next door. There goes the neighborhood."
"Everyone knows that saltheads have {large/small} {body part}s."
"Get a job, you lazy salthead!"
"Oh Christ, a family of saltheads just moved next door. There goes the neighborhood."
"Everyone knows that saltheads have {large/small} {body part}s."
by Deehan October 31, 2007
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Jo Jo: I need to save up some money and buy a new my car is a shitheap
Jo Jo: I need to save up some money and buy a new my car is a shitheap
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A case of St. Swithin
Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.
A case of St. Swithin
Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.
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